..provided you can read the meaning intended by this sign:
My partner and I spent a few minutes trying to read into it. Here are the results:
1) Don't carry explosives in your boot
2) Try and avoid crashing backwards into this sign
3) Car farting prohibited
4) Keep your six-tentacled monster out of sight while driving
5) Setting cars on fire is not permitted
6) No burnoffs
7) Use of yellow phosphoric gas from the exhaust pipe not permitted
8) Turn off fireworks when approaching
9) Don't run over the bikies - they might explode
2 comments:
Some additional readings of the street sign:
10) "Your hairdo should not protrude more than two feet through the sun-roof."
11) "Cooking over an open flame while driving is not recommended."
12) "Special permits required from transportation of any conch larger than one's vehicle collected from local coastal areas."
Thanks :-) We loved them. Keep it coming.
11) "Cooking over an open flame while driving is not recommended." - especially not in a rice-cooker, eh?
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